If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn’t type any slower

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The only disability in life is a poor attitude.

I’m under your bed, so don’t peek now.

Everything I have I owe to this job... this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.

If I went to hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work.

. I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.

Everyone in your life is there for a reason. You just have to figure out why and decide if that reason is good enough.

People who say “I hate to bother you” need to learn to hate it a little more.

Being positive in Life doesn’t mean that things won’t happen