Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories

Distance is just a test to see how far love can travel.

Broken Crayons Still Color

You’re the driver of your own life, Don’t let anyone steal your seat..!!

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn’t type any slower

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The only disability in life is a poor attitude.

I’m under your bed, so don’t peek now.

Everything I have I owe to this job... this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.

If I went to hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work.