Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

. I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I’m always with you.

The longer the title the less important the job

Cash can’t purchase joy. It pays for the web, which is a similar thing.

DARE TO BE DIFFERENT!

Apparently, people will pay to be subjected to medieval torture devices if you call the place a “gym.”

People most frequently relinquish their authority by believing they lack it.

What it a fair win for the host?

I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.

I ran a half marathon sounds so much better than “I quit halfway through a marathon”.