Like friend’s list Facebook must also have Foe list as well.

When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.

Be a good person but don’t try to prove it

If you're going to make me cry, at least be there to wipe away the tears

If you're going to make me cry, at least be there to wipe away the tears

To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness

We drank and had all the fun last night.

The first part of our lives is always better.

Be a good chuckle.

What is long, hard and has cum in it? Dirty mind! It’s Cucumber.