Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I’m always with you.

The longer the title the less important the job.

Cash can’t purchase joy. It pays for the web, which is a similar thing

DARE TO BE DIFFERENT!

Apparently, people will pay to be subjected to medieval torture devices if you call the place a “gym

People most frequently relinquish their authority by believing they lack it.

I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.

I ran a half marathon sounds so much better than “I quit halfway through a marathon”.