Never walk alone, develop multiple personalities

Falling in love with you is the 2nd best thing in the world. Finding you is the 1st…

Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company

A smile is the prettiest thing you’ll ever wear.

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘OK’?

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.

Positive vibes only

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

I like your funny Wifi name until it insults me

. I once prayed to God for a bike, but I soon realized that He didn’t operate in that way; as a result, I stole a bike and pleaded with Him for mercy.