Good night sweet dreams

No matter what the inquiry is, “chocolate” is the response.

The difference between school and life is that school teaches you lessons and then gives you a test while life gives you a test that causes you to learn the lessons.

was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

So this is my life — until I win the lottery.

If you believe things cannot be worse, it is most likely only a result of your limited imagination

There is no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs.

The people who do not appreciate the little things of life, are not worth the big ones.

I am a rare species, not a stereotype.

Anybody who tells you money can't buy happiness never had any.