Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status every hours

Nothing harms more than you go to unfriend somebody but discovered they have outsmarted you.

No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.

By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn’t believe me.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

The best way to get things done is to simply begin

Like friend’s list Facebook must also have Foe list as well.

When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often

I’m pretty sure I have at least one ancestor who would be pretty pissed about finding out that helicopters exist and I can’t fly one.

. I occasionally choose to utilize emojis of my face.