Hold my satchel, these are the words which will embarrass men everywhere

Why didn’t you reply to my text? Well, how am I supposed to reply to LOL?

Log on to your Facebook home page

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

Never walk alone, develop a multiple personality

The simplest things in life—a smile, a hug, a kiss, holding hands—are priceless treasures… enjoy the simple things.

I want to buy everything from the grocery stores

For someone who hates my guts, you sure talk about me a lot! Love me or hate me, it’s still an obsession

The decision to take action is the most challenging part; the other things require tenacity

May your life someday be as good as you make it out to be on Facebook