You don’t want to question me. I’ve forgotten more in the past week than you’ve learned your whole life.

I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?

I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that’s not my problem

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one.

Everybody wants happiness, nobody wants pain, but you can’t have a rainbow without a little rain

Life is the greatest mystery. You never know where it will take you and when it will end.

The best way to change a woman’s mind is to agree with her

Dream’ as if you’ll live forever. Live as if tomorrow is last one

I always thought the 4 words I never wanted to hear from my wife were “I want a divorce