Love is like a rubber band you need to hold it from both the sides by two people.

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as him and hates them for it.

I put the ‘Me’ in ‘Someone,’ and things get awkward.

I wasn’t drunk; I was just testing if the plant was as soft as my bed.

I like bad girls

. I find it very challenging to focus in a room packed with cookies!

You look fantastic today.

You are the best thing that’s ever been.

People say me bad. But trust me I am the worst!

Reality check: Even the calendar reads W T F on the days following Monday and Tuesday