You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I’ll go on a head.

How do pigs do their homework? With a pigpen.

Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? Because they always take things literally

What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilANTe!

How do you hire a horse? Put it on a ladder.

Why should the number 288 never be mentioned? It’s two gross

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.

What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer? The space bar.

What do pigs use in the shower? Hogwash.