What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny

Why aren’t koalas actual bears? They don’t meet the koalafications.

Can February march? No, but April may

What’s the pirate’s favorite letter? The “C.”

What’s the best way to plan a party in space? You planet.

What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted

What do you call bears with no ears? B.

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k? “HDMI.”

What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.