My IQ test results came back. They were negative.

I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count

Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive. It’s called wedding cake.

used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.

My mom asked me to put the cat out. I didn’t know it was on fire.

never knew what happiness was until I got married—and then it was too late.

heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.

once read a book about glue. I couldn’t put it down

Some men say they don’t wear their wedding band because it cuts off circulation. Well, that’s the point, isn’t it?

Happy Saturday